- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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