Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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