A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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