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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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