- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What has two legs? Half a cat

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Knock, Knock! Go away!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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