- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

pull my finger (farts)

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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