- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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