What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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I have a horse.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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