- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

your skull would make a nice pen holder

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Stephen Hawking

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