- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

I don't believe in giraffes.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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