If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Knock, Knock Come in

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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