- Anti Joke

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...