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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Daniel is a fag

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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