Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Stephen Hawking

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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