- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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