Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

I hate Jews The Holocaust

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Lil Wayne

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Anti Joke

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