Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What do you call an blank test? an F

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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