Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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poop.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Anti Joke

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