- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

poop.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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