Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Vagina Boob

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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