- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

poop.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Jebron Lames.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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