A gay man watches football.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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