- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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