- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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