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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

chinga tue madre Ryan

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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