- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

women's rights

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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