How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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