why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's long and black The unemployment line

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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