What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Your girlfriend.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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