What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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