- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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