What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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A woman wears a dress.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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