- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

CFL

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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