- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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