- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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