-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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