What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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