- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What's long and black The unemployment line

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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