If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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batman farted so hes retarded

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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