- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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