- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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