A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A woman wears a dress.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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