One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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p lkl

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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