Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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