- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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