Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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