- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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