How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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