Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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all your base are belong to mark

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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