Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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