Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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