- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

I like touching my boobs

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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