- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

all your base are belong to mark

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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