- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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