- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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