- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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