Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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I <3 Hitler

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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