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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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