- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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