- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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