What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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