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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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