What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Justin beiber's penis

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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