You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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