Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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