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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Im gay What about you

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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