- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

A seal walks into a club.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

WILLY

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Fat people

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Womens rights.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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