- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Whats funny? Your face.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

PENIS lol

i committed murder

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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