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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

A jew enters a mall.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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