How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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