- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

A van drives into a car.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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