Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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